If you're looking for porn, you've come to the wrong place. Go away. There is now an elite group of fifty individuals pictured in my wallet. (Fifty of the most cute, sexy, and beautiful people in the world; only the best of the best are allowed in MY pants.) If you would like to be pictured, I'm always accepting applications (in the form of a wallet-size picture with you on the front and a brief summary of times we've shared on the back). I'm still waiting for applications from a few of you! Since I live in constant fear of being spontaneously thrown into a pool, I have scanned and archived all the pictures in my wallet collection. This is that archive. (Note, there are a few pictures here that aren't in my wallet. This archive actually contains 379 honored individuals (and three dogs and a horse), if you count band2000.) I generally make it a point to ask before posting someone's picture on the web, but I've forgotten to ask (or haven't been able to reach) about half of you. If you want your picture taken off the web, simply contact me and I will remove it immediately (unless you are Jenna, in which case there is a 2 year waiting list). All of these pictures are covered by the russianfrogs.net copyright policy. However, if the picture is of you, this is your expressed written permission to copy/distribute it.
Index of /~aardvarq/pictures/
amber1.jpg Amber! amber2.jpg Amber at what I believe to be Peter Piper. ashley1.jpg Ashley! ashley2.jpg Ashley again! This is her track picture. band2000.jpg The 2000 Centennial Marching Band (I graduated in 1999). bandgrls.jpg Karen, Jenna, Ms. Adams, and Deanna (L2R). bandppl1.jpg Jason shows his ability to defy gravity, while everyone else makes faces. bandppl2.jpg Some random people, and the other Ashley (center, white shirt). bandppl3.jpg I included this picture simply for Adam's sake. bandppl4.jpg Amanda, Tara, MikeSean, Sara, and Lisa (L2R) bandppl5.jpg Gotta love Kyle's head. And Aaron's about to fall off... bnd2kbig.jpg This is very big, and not available at all times. brock.jpg By popular demand, Brock (and I, sitting at micron). bryanfam.jpg Bryan, Shannon, Katelyn, and various other branches on their family tree. cellmeet.jpg A cell meeting in my kitchen. I'm the one who you don't know. charity.jpg Charity! colrado1.jpg Me, Amber, Shannon, Kim, MikeSean, and Adam (L2R). colrado2.jpg Kim pouring water on my head while Matt, MikeSean, and Amber (L2R) watch. colrado3.jpg MikeSean, Kim, Amber, Me, and Shannon's back (L2R). colrado4.jpg Adam, Amber, Shannon, Me, ???, Joni, Kim, Theresa, MikeSean?, Matt (L2R). colrado5.jpg Joni, Shannon, and I (L2R) in the foreground. Kim in the background. cousins.jpg Uncle Martin, Aunt Nancy (my mom's sister), Andrew, and Danielle (L2R). davepic1.jpg That which is me. davepic2.jpg That which is also me. davehorn.jpg I'm pretending to be playing the trombone but actually am just posing. :) daveplne.jpg Me, next to an airplane. Perhaps this is the airplane I flew. davesndy.jpg Me and Sandy the dog on the couch. deanna.jpg Deanna! dean-jen.jpg Jenna and Deanna (R2L). dean-kar.jpg Karen and Deanna and the back of Kari's head. And Brock hidden. (L2R) dean-lau.jpg Laurie and Deanna jumping on the trampoline (L2R). disney.jpg Deanna, Brandon, Jenna, Karen, and I (behind the map) at where do you think? dondrop1.jpg Laurie, Deanna, myself (the one suspended in the air), and Jenna (L2R). dondrop2.jpg Deanna and Laurie suspending me again, and Nick giving a hand. dpic.jpg Brock's ex-girlfriend took it. I hold her responsible (not really). family.jpg A picture of me and my family. This is the one from the church directory. fmlydis.jpg My family under the monorail (cropped) at Disneyland. fmlyraft.jpg My family rafting some river. I am hidden behind my parents. fmlyski.jpg My entire family (except grandparents) skiing at Breckenridge. grandpts.jpg My grandparents (my mom's side). heather.jpg Another Heather I've known for a very long time. heather1.jpg Heather and I at Centennial Prom 1998. heather2.jpg Heather and others. Theresa is on the right and Jesse is in the middle. heather3.jpg This is Heather! heather4.jpg Heather again! heather5.jpg Heather and others. heather6.jpg Heather and I in my kitchen. And no, I never did understand the hat. heather7.jpg This would be Heather and I on our way to Prom '98. heather8.jpg The senior pictures Heather gave me. heather9.jpg The senior pictures Heather gave me (continued). heatherA.jpg The senior pictures Heather gave me (continued some more). heatherB.jpg The senior pictures Heather gave me (and still continued). jen-aik.jpg Aika and Jenna! jenna1.jpg Jenna and I at Centennial Prom 2000. jenna2.jpg I don't really remember having this taken... jenna3.jpg Jenna being eaten by a horse (Jenna's the one with the sunglasses). jen-kar.jpg Karen and Jenna on the trampoline. kar-jen.jpg Jenna, Brock, Karen, and I (L2R) at Centennial Homecoming 1999. kari.jpg Karisma! kariswim.jpg Karisma, on the swim team. karisocc.jpg Karisma, on the soccer team. kat-shan.jpg Shannon and Katelyn, on their trip to sit on an iceberg. ki-am-th.jpg Theresa, Amber, somebody I've never met, and Kim (L2R). kim1.jpg Kim! kim2.jpg Kim at what I believe to be Peter Piper. And Brock asleap on the table. kimbike.jpg Kim on her bike-scooter-thingy. kimfam.jpg Kim and her family in [France?]. lunch.jpg What's-his-name, myself, Ashley (aint she cute?), MikeSean, and Deanna (R2L). marcy.jpg Marcy! melissa1.jpg Melissa and I at the Palmcroft Senior Banquet 1996. melissa2.jpg Melissa and I at her house before leaving for the banquet. melissa3.jpg Melissa and I in a bus. There's too many possibilities to know where. mom.jpg This is my mother. onabus.jpg Jenna, Brandon, Myself, and Karen (R2L) on a bus to somewhere or other. onawall.jpg Several people sitting on a wall for no good reason. I'm in the center. renee1.jpg Renee! (Brock's cousin for those who haven't met her.) renee2.jpg Renee, next to a pretty mural. Very nice picture. renee3.jpg Renee and a friend of hers whom I can't remember if I've met or not. reneefam.jpg Renee and her siblings. Don't they look so cute together? :) sam.jpg Sam! samhat.jpg Sam putting a hat on me when we went camping. sandysmi.jpg Sandy, a girl in my 1996 VBS. She sent me her picture! sndydog.jpg Sandy the dog! sndyraft.jpg Sandy the dog about to go rafting on Ashurst. tarabrea.jpg Tara and Brea. Brea is Melissa's sister (pictured above). tara1.jpg Tara! (Not to be confused with my sister.) tara2.jpg Another picture of Tara. tara3.jpg She likes giving me pictures. tara4.jpg Maybe not as much as Heather though. taras1.jpg Tara, my sister. taras2.jpg Tara my sister again. tonau.jpg I'm about to leave for NAU. What's supporting Sandy? trish.jpg Trisha, a friend I met through Beth (Brock's girlfriend).